Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Being a lazy fecker....

So firstly I must apologise for not putting anything up here for a couple of weeks. It was not an intentional thing I was just a lazy fecker.

Now in fairness the reason I have been a lazy fecker where the Internet is concerned is because I have been very sociable lately. I am not sure what has happened but since making my move in job and home things have been going great for me. Lots of partying and meeting new people etc etc.

Now this however is no excuse to stop or get lax in doing something that I enjoy so I am going to try to be more demanding of myself when it comes to my blogging.

Something to highlight my laziness in the area of blogging is the photograph above. I was holding my camera and accidentally took a shot of my hand. This annoyed me and I could not think of anything to shoot so I used it.

Now the rant part......

I love going out and having a few drinks with friends as do a huge number of people in the world. The thing that really pisses me off is the morning after.....

I am not talking about a binge session where there is vodka and redbull coming out of your arsehole because it has burned through every organ in your body. I am talking about the four or five pints in the pub and home in bed by 1am. It doesn't matter what I try. From a banana before I sleep (For the potassium) or drinking three pints of water before sleep. You are still never at 100% capability in work the next day. Now I have, until recently, used the old not drinking before working the next day thing but that was affecting my social life badly and I was becoming a recluse. So with all the technology about today why cant our scientists work on a way to get people pissed and for it to have no ill effect the next day......

Now I don't want people commenting about those stupid remedies in the chemists, they are a load of bollox. I am talking about an ingredient in beer that will stop dehydration and still give the same effect as before. Imagine how much better our lives would be!!! Fair enough we may all have liver problems but sure who wants to live till they don't know whats going on anyway.

On another note, I would be grateful if anyone reading this could check out my brothers site and in particular his piece about Madeleine Mc Cann. It is a truly frightening story and one where we can all help create a happy ending.


dolly said...

Been holding my fingers away from this entry, hoping someone else would comment first, but d*rn - I can't stay away any longer. These fingers must have a go!

Boy do you brag?! Brag, brag, brag, brag. "Ohhhhh, I've been soooo occupied with Real Life, where I have Real friends, and Real problems - like Real hangovers and such."

I'm rofl right now. (Gosh, I really really should get a life.)

Seriously. Sounds like you're having a wonderful time. Congratulations! Enjoy! Go for it!

jothemama said...

How about going organic? The pure stuff! I don't know what - Erdinger? I had a beautiful organic ale from the Centra off licence in Bray, after which they promptly stpoped getting it (isn't it always the way?).

I suspect that half the hangover is down to the preservatives and so on, not just the good alcohol... worth a try, anyway.